'FINE' : this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
'FIVE MINUTES' : is really half an hour when she is dressing up. 5 mins is only 5 mins if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
'NOTHING' : the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end with 'Fine'.
'GO AHEAD' : this is a dare, not a permission. Dont do it.
'LOUD SIGH' : not a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there arguing with you over 'Nothing'.
'THAT'S OK' : this is one of the most dangerous statement a woman can make to a man. 'That's ok' means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
'THANKS' : a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.
'WHATEVER' : thats a woman's way of saying !#@ YOU!
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